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moon-goon:

Happy Easter

moon-goon:

Happy Easter

euphrasiefauchelevent:

today i discovered that if a fruit fly expects sex but doesnt actually get it it will die and i think thats a fascinating parallel with men and the friendzone

drunkdilf:

slapfight:

Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

that’s literally a blood popsicle that’s gross I bet that lion is enjoying it but still 

drunkdilf:

slapfight:

Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

that’s literally a blood popsicle that’s gross I bet that lion is enjoying it but still 

(Source: stunningpicture)

(Source: isitrock)

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get angry when Ron and Harry are complaining about how much homework they have.

gallifrey-feels:

YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.

I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?

STOP COMPLAINING. 

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#if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW

When you think about it, this explains Hermione.

(Source: roseytyler)

ink-and-incapability:

"I feel thin…like butter scraped over too much bread" says Bilbo, in regards to three films based on 300 pages

triplenipplebreadjesus:

beautiful

(Source: iraffiruse)

Jan 4
shady-brain-farm:

shady-brain-farm:

Jan 4

demonhunting:

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC I JUST IMAGINE THIS KID SCREAMING ANDTHE MOM PULLS A REMOTE OUT OF HER MOM-BAG AND PRESSES A BUTTON AND THE CHILD JUST STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE AND THE LOOK OR TERROR ON THE KID’S FACE AS THEY TRY TO MAKE NOISE BUT THEY JUST VIBRATE DEAR GOD

(Source: dutchster)